King of the Hill

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

I make you attack yourself to make you destroy yourself, but you dodge. You dodge so well that you dodged into another dimension. You're now in a world where Grammar Nazis have taken over and your l33t Gr4mmr skllz hlp u tu tkae ovr teh wrld! Olololoolol!

But in this world, I claim the hill.

I do something so surprising to you all, that you temporarily drop all your defenses, as my sniper team takes you out. What was so surprising, you ask?
To exit the candy pit, I simply walked into Mordor.


I claim the hill

Well, why is it that nobody realizes that I'm already dead. You can't kill me again. I use my vast intellect and great wisdom to grab a big stick and beat you with it, your sniper teams watching helplessly.


I claim the hill.

I claim the hill

that's it I just do

Yeah? Well, I disagree.


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Yeah well I stole your face

I claim the hill

*shoots angus in the head* NO!


I claim the hill

oh yes, one cannot simply kill a dead man.
But then, one can not simply walk into mordor.
And yet, I have done both...
I claim the hill.

Well, I Get twice as powerful from absorbing myself into myself, and begin dismantling you all, one atom at a time, sending each atom into a different corner of Hell. Once I have dismantled you all, I join each atom to another one at random until I either have a minion to order around, or blow something up.


I also claim the hill.

Since I was away from my loaded schoolworks, I was not included in Columns post. Therefore, I sneak behind Colomn and pushed him off the hill.

I claim the hill.

I use quantum mechanics to slowly reassemble myself... As a RAPTOR!!!
I scare you away from the hill, because I'M A RAPTOR!!!

I claim the hill

Yeah? Well I Clever Girl your raptor.


I claim the hill

I might have been clever girled, had I not reached into myself, and gained a new form, the form of the ultimate warrior...
PHILOSORAPTOR.
I eat your spine and claim the hill.

The SCPF does not take Subtlety Lightly. The SCPF Comes and takes you away for "Questioning" you are never seen again. They also give me a new spine they put through the copier thing on Fine, and a laptop they also put through on Fine.


I claim the hill.

I helped Keter escape. He gave me a ride... STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SPINE!!!!!!





I claim the hill.

My spine is so advanced that Keter can't cut through it, and he is shamed. Also, it kills you.



I claim the hill.

I claim the hill, because.. I don't know any of you people and I feel like it.

/claimed.

I don't let you, because you didn't give me bacon.

I claim the hill.

I offer you bacon in exchange for the hill. Your choice is made obvious by my next statement:


I claim the hill

I take the bacon... AND THE HILL! MUAHAHAHA!


I claim the hill.

you fool! The bacon had anti-hell-or-duplicate-power poison in it! I kick a powerless you off the hill


I claim the hill

I never said I ate it, but nevertheless, I Gather a horde of bunnies. And by horde I mean one, and by Bunnies I mean Rabbit.

One. White. Rabbit.


I claim the hill.

I pray to my god, and he supplies me with a holy hand grenade. But I miss,and the rabbit ate my neck. But joke's on the rabbit, it's leap took it into Iguana street! Now it's gonna get mugged! Also, I heal the damage with cure light wounds. I then set a large group of trolls on you, and due to the repititious nature of it all, you kill yourself rather than deal with yet ANOTHER group of trolls.



I claim the hill.

I KILL MYSELF AND GO TO HELL! I TAKE OVER HELL! AGAIN! YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING? DON'T KILL ME! EVER! I TAKE YOU AND PUT YOU IN THE CORNER!


I claim the hiill

my poison was SOUL poison though. And it stayed. you lose your hellking powers and, like sauron, are just a powerless spirit of malice.


I claim the hill, and get rid of the overdone trope.